CJC

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I’m Calen.

I’m 23.

Born in California.

Raised in Canada.

Schooled in Florida.

I recycle.

I recycle.

I watch every movie with the subtitles on.

I am a hopeless romantic.

I pull my grocery cart instead of push it.

I’m obsessed with books, music and movies.

I think tattoos are sexy.

And I love accents.

Pictures of Me ->

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WOW

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— 5 days ago with 946 notes

yaoiseason:

miyajimamizy:

Family moments.

And I thought I couldn’t be any more lamer, until I did the last panel hahaha- ha freaking heart shape. But because I did this during midnight these past four days, I’m SO  glad that its done to even care. Nicolas was inspired by some fics I’ve read before - and - there’s just so much to explain ‘ere I don’t even know where to start. -sits in the corner-

#best

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— 5 days ago with 34296 notes

pregnantmales:

why wasnt i a part of this

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY

what is this even from

THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT

WHAT IS THI S OMFG

but the real question is where can i watch this

this post gets me through everything

I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.

oh come one that blue ones not even tryign

the orange one isn’t even doing it right

the brown one before the pink one on the left omg I am crying

Need this video in my life!

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— 1 week ago with 274756 notes
Perfection.
It’s effortless and flawless all at the same time.

Perfection.

It’s effortless and flawless all at the same time.

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— 1 week ago with 956 notes

theheatofthesouth:

lelo-veiga:

I love the male body so much it hurts. Shoulders. Hips. Butt. Chest. Forearms. Thighs. Everything about it. Unf. I am so so so gay.

Omg

My favourite post ever.

— 1 week ago with 929 notes
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theheatofthesouth:

"In the end its the queers that are going to look out for the queers. No one else is going to do that."

This is awesome. 

Brilliant.

— 3 weeks ago with 12 notes

deeecccc:

thedirtierside:

Oh my fucking god

I just watched this about 5 times in a row. It is my first story on snapchat too. The entire video.

I would.

yes please

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— 3 weeks ago with 14206 notes

theheatofthesouth:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

I’m laughing so hard at this at work omg

lmfao

— 3 weeks ago with 33832 notes
"

1. Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting.

2. Make sure he has scars on the back of his hands, it’s a good sign he has experience either fighting or making things - creation is an act of selflessness and bruised knuckles are a good sign he knows how to defend himself. You’ve got too much soul to be handled by someone who has never been passionate. If he’s never thrown a punch, let him at least have tasted the insanity of bringing an idea into existence. Rough palms are better than soft ones, they have been salted by this earth and made into leather. Callouses are evidence he has lived, that he has broken skin and been in pain over and over and over again and still came back to the source of it. People rub against each other. Don’t marry him if he can’t handle even a little blister.

3. Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting,see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

4. Trust your instincts. If he ever makes you feel unsafe, don’t make excuses, just get up and leave. That’s all there is to it. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

5. If he puts money before you, he’ll keep pushing you to the bottom of the pile until you become his last priority. It’s one thing if he can’t afford what you want, it’s another if he has the cash but won’t spring for a box of chicken mcnuggets. Money and love are arch enemies. 62% of divorces occur due to economic strain. Make sure keeping you is more important than his 401k.

6. How a man treats animals is a good indicator of how he treats children. If you see him raise a hand to a dog, pack your things into a little black bag. Animals at their worst are only half as annoying as a toddler on their best behaviour. Your kids will be beautiful, but they will also misbehave. Same goes for waiters and hotel maids - if he’s rude to those who are working for minimum wage, it says a lot about how he sees himself. Patience is rare and so important. If he’s not forgiving to a dog, he’s not good for your kids.

7. If he isn’t in awe of you, he doesn’t deserve you. You are my little girl and you were born perfect. If he can’t see that, it’s his loss. There is someone who thinks your flaws power his heart. Be strong. If he asks you to change, be like like rock of your birthstone, do not waver. You are wondrous just the way that you are.

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— 1 month ago with 116914 notes
deeecccc:

yungbiochemist:

thetrapgawd:

I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.

You don’t even understand. She throws the table, deflects a chair with her purse, catches a chair with one hand while ducking a 3rd flying chair. She is the one. The one who will defeat sharkeisha

Perfect

WHAT!?!

deeecccc:

yungbiochemist:

thetrapgawd:

I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.

You don’t even understand. She throws the table, deflects a chair with her purse, catches a chair with one hand while ducking a 3rd flying chair. She is the one. The one who will defeat sharkeisha

Perfect

WHAT!?!

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— 1 month ago with 556853 notes
"

I am one of the searchers. There are, I believe, millions of us. We are not unhappy, but neither are we really content. We continue to explore life, hoping to uncover its ultimate secret. We continue to explore ourselves, hoping to understand. We like to walk along the beach, we are drawn by the ocean, taken by its power, its unceasing motion, its mystery and unspeakable beauty. We like forests and mountains, deserts and hidden rivers, and the lonely cities as well. Our sadness is as much a part of our lives as is our laughter. To share our sadness with one we love is perhaps as great a joy as we can know - unless it be to share our laughter.
We searchers are ambitious only for life itself, for everything beautiful it can provide. Most of all we love and want to be loved. We want to live in a relationship that will not impede our wandering, nor prevent our search, nor lock us in prison walls; that will take us for what little we have to give. We do not want to prove ourselves to another or compete for love.

For wanderers, dreamers, and lovers, for lonely men and women who dare to ask of life everything good and beautiful. It is for those who are too gentle to live among wolves.

"
James Kavanaugh (There Are Men Too Gentle to Live Among Wolves)

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— 1 month ago with 49 notes