January 2012
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I hate it when someone makes eye contact with me...
Hilarious Homophobe Face
His face KILLS me. Lmfao.
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Just finished "Stepmom" with my mother. There were...
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James Raymond Rozanski: Dear Mariah haters, →
jamesraymond:
how does it feel to have to hear “all i want for christmas is you” on every radio station and christmas playlist for a month straight every single year as well as consistently covered by hundreds of other unworthy singers and bands? also how does it feel to have “merry christmas” be the best selling holiday album by a female artist ever in the history of time, thereby making her...
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You will never be able to let the outside in...
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The unexpected moment is always sweeter.
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The need to assign blame is juvenile, but everyone...
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LOL, NO!
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BEST FRIEND FAIL. LMAO.
DUCK WIN
AMAZING!
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If I had to guess where everything went wrong, I'd...
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A jealous person will always do better...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah, basically.
Me: Doesn't taste like it...
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Me:
Student:
Biology Teacher:
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Student:
Me: Whoops.
You know somebody is gay on Facebook when they...
coopertheriot:
Mmmmmhhmmm
Lmao. YES.
Totally just ate my weight in figgy pudding.
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I don't think there's anything sadder in this...